I convinced my daughter to get out the guitalele and play with me on “Boots of Spanish Leather”. The weather references don’t come in until the last stanza, which mentions “western wind” and “stormy weather”.
Wait ... was he from Wellington or Aukland? Oh, my bad ... you didn't say he was a Kiwi. I'm so confused....Reminds me of a little Auk that used to walk along the promenade in his little yellow Wellingtons.
There was a big storm and an enormous wave swept the little Auk away, never to be seen again.
All that was left was "The waders of the lost Auk"
Oh, come on…If y’all keep this Lorraine thread going, you’ll force me to tell my story about my unfortunate date with Eileen.