Jim’s “Beautiful Brown Eyes” made me remember a short of parody version of it I wrote a few years ago. I had sung the version that’s in The Daily Ukulele (yellow book) a few times but it’s a little dramatic and overwrought for my tastes, though I like the chorus.
Willie my darlin' I love you, Love you with all of my heart
Tomorrow we might have been married, But drinking has kept us apart
Chorus:
Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes, Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes
Beautiful, beautiful brown eyes, I'll never love blue eyes again.
Seven long years I've been married, Wish I was single again
A woman never really knows trouble, Until she has married a man.
Chorus
Down to the barroom he staggered, staggered and Fell at the door
The very last words that he uttered: I'll never get drunk anymore
Chorus
My husband has brown eyes. He drives a truck part of the time so for my parody version I replaced all of the drinking references to trucking. As I recall, about the time I wrote it, he had had a lot of trouble with breakdowns and figuring out what the problem was, which inspired the last verse/made it funny.
My lyrics are in the description of the video.