Today's Chuckle

Fun once! Gosh can you imagine? You’d either destroy your calves or be able to crack walnuts with them.
laughs softly

I hike with a 80 lb pack. I could handle that climb.
 
The doctor, a proctologist, was discussing how the new secretary was working out on her first day on the job.
"Basically", he said, " You are efficient and diligent in your duties, however I would still prefer that you call them patients".
 
Well I can carve the fork down to a useable state. And I suppose knock the handle off the mugs with a hammer, they then become cups. For the champagne flute you just need to try to remember to only fill one at a time. Or drink check to cheek with your sweetie!
 
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