Word game: Win stupid prizes

[Voran]

I stole this word game from another forum. You award the user below you a stupid prize.

I'll start.

Next person wins a shed piece of claw from my imaginary pet hammerhead bat named Nope.

 

[Jan D]

Next person wins a safety pin from a Scottish kilt.

 

[Voran]

Next person wins a recording of me telling inane poop jokes.

 

[Jan D]

Next person wins a plastic poncho and a pair of wellies to protect themselves from the afore-mentioned poop.

 

[kkimura]

The next person wins a ride to a truck stop.

 

[Voran]

Next person wins my left sock. Only my left sock.

 

[cletus]

Next person wins a babies arm holding an apple.

 

[Voran]

Next person wins the rest of the baby.

 

[Jan D]

Next person wins the price sticker from the banana I ate at lunch time.

 

[kkimura]

Next person wins a lost shaker of salt.

 

[Voran]

Next person wins a really annoying talking tarantula who constantly tells offensive jokes.

 

[Jan D]

Next person wins an “Off” button for the filthy-mouthed, talking tarantula.

 

[hands_on_lanzon]

Next person wins the first baby belly button lint from Jake Shimabukuro, directly from his mom's baby scrapbook.

 

[Voran]

Next person wins an 8ft pet scorpion who constantly farts burps and complains loudly.

 

[kkimura]

Next person wins an 80ft pet dragon that flammably farts, burps and complains softly.

 

[Voran]

YAY THANK YOU SO MUCH

Next person wins the power to radiate neon pink light at will

 

[Voran]

Next person wins 10 000 angry dobsonflies

 

[Jan D]

Next person wins a pair of grumpy trolls.

 

[kkimura]

Next troll wins a grumpy person.

 

[Jan D]

Next grumpy troll wins a dobsonfly.