Susie A
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Fixed it for you.
What's your gripe against Sailor Jim?
- Thread starter Captain_Lovehandles
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Fixed it for you.
Teek
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Not a thing, he's my HERO!
... that he's either not new in town, or just doesn't respond appropriately to the question.
-Kurt
SailQwest
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Absolutely nothing. I have a special fondness for salty seamen. 
PoiDog
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Dude owes me about $50 for keeping my mouth shut about *that night*.
Remember, Jim? A deck of cards, the extra large bottle of shoyu, some one-eyed floozy with an uncontrollable arm spasm, and a half-dozen very surly filipino fishermen with their fillet knives ...
You owe me. You owe me BIG.
Remember, Jim? A deck of cards, the extra large bottle of shoyu, some one-eyed floozy with an uncontrollable arm spasm, and a half-dozen very surly filipino fishermen with their fillet knives ...
You owe me. You owe me BIG.
Faricelli
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My problem is he always wants to cuddle and talk. I just want to roll over and watch ESPN.
UncleElvis
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My gripe with him is that he enables me
... and he completes me...
eor
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Cat keeps bogartin that fatboy....hogs crampin my style...
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Captain_Lovehandles
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Hep lingo! Good job, eor!
eor
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DaveY
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That's weird. When he's with me, he only wants to watch ESPN. Or Lifetime.
hoosierhiver
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He lives too far away, we can only drink beer together once or twice a year.
My problem is that every time he sees the ladies in the room, he creeps out like the shadow with those fancy cogs of his and starts playing real soulful on his gift box when we're supposed to be frisking the whiskers.
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Captain_Lovehandles
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Respect! New rule: The more unintelligible, the better.
Thumper
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I just wish he understood that some people were not meant to wear bike shorts.
GinnyT11
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Yeah, and he should know that the Speedo limit is 25 years of age. He's got no shame.
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RevWill
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While some of his merch is fresh to death, Sailor Jim is a skeezy, wylin' baller who gets butt-hurt when his customers shake the spot if they don't have the guap to throw down, yo.
tigersister
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Every time I hang out with the Sailor, my wallet's lighter, my head's woozy, and I remember little of what happened the night before. Can someone tell me what went down last Tuesday and why I woke up with a can of sardines and the number for an all male review club in Jersey?
