What's your gripe against Sailor Jim?

[Captain_Lovehandles]

Another thread made me think of this. Extra points for using hep lingo.

Here's mine:
I hate when I jam with Sailor Jim, how he gets all up in my business. I think he's trying to creep my monster licks.

 

[mikelz777]

I hate that he insists that I call him Sailor James.

(I don't know why I'm participating in this thread. I have no idea what it's about.)

 

[UncleElvis]

My gripe is that I've gotta hang out with him at TBUG this year. Ugh.

 

[mds725]

My gripe is his claim that he was one of the Village People.

(Sorry, Mike. We've never met, but this seemed like a fun thread.)

 

[bunnyflower]

My gripe is that he keeps all the Sailor Rum to himself. Where has all the rum gone?!?!?

 

[JennyandtheCaptains]

His eyebrows.

 

[GinnyT11]

My gripe is that he's too nice---how can you get ahead like that? He needs more cynicism and deceit.

 

[BlueMagnet]

In reference to the term "eyebrows" as a plural for Sailor Jim...

His eyebrows.

Actually, it's only one eyebrow, also known as a unibrow, common with inbreeders and hermaphrodite's.

 

[Freeda]

Actually, it's only one eyebrow, also known as a unibrow, common with inbreeders and hermaphrodite's.

Apostrophe fail.

I love Sailor Jim.



(Who's Sailor Jim??)

 

[haolejohn]

My gripe with him is that he enables me

 

[fitncrafty]

My gripe with him is that he enables me

He's one of the few enablers that should not get any help....

 

[DaveY]

I heard he's never even been on a boat. (Who are we talking about, anyway?) And that his real name is Larry.

 

[ukeeku]

My gripe is that he never shuts up about how his little brother Jerry stole his rum recipe.

 

[Freeda]

Hmmm....what don't I like about Sailor Jim?










His moustache tickles.

 

[Freeda]

Oh wait, according to this Sailor Jim is dead?

http://ukerepublic.blogspot.com/

 

[gnordenstam]

I can't stand his buccaneers.

 

[Steedy]

I don't like the cut of his jib.

 

[RevWill]

He has never sent me a free Sailor Brand ukulele. He did give me a free magnet once, but you can't really play that.

actually, he's a great guy.

 

[Pukulele Pete]

He stole every memory I've ever had of him.

 

[Chris Tarman]

He's a scurvy dog what should be lashed ta tha mizzenmast. Wait... International Talk Like a Pirate Day isn't until the 19th.
Well, then... He seems like a nice enough fellow. But just wait until the 19th when I give him a full broadside!