What's your gripe against Sailor Jim?

[robbocx]

He always get the girl....

 

[Hippie Dribble]

He drinks all me rum and then keeps me up all night singin' 'Good Ship Venus' at the top of his lungs. If I don't join in that dang varmint gon' stick his sword in my backside and pushes me aft, t'wards the plank

 

[Uke Republic]

Look at that 6 pack! I'm just keeping it in the bag! Sailor Jim 4EVER!!!

Well... there IS THIS

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Just sayin'