I was tuning a uke (the rehabbed beater) and after getting it all tuned up, every single button was flat, parallel with the headstock... it was weird looking!
Quickly run to the corner store and buy a lottery ticket. Hurry home. Sit cross-legged on the floor with your uke across your lap and listen to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on replay 13 times while drifting off to a nap. Your ukulele will have ossified in its current state and will nevermore need tuning. The world will be different when you awaken.
I was tuning a uke (the rehabbed beater) and after getting it all tuned up, every single button was flat, parallel with the headstock... it was weird looking!