I spent 24 of my 34 years teaching in elementary schools. Kids at that age have no filter and come out with some real pearls.
A group of kids went on a field trip to an apple orchard. Later in the day when they returned, I saw one of the kids, a girl named LaWanda. I asked her where they went on their field trip and she mentioned an apple orchard. I asked her what she saw. Sarcastic reply was apples, followed by an eye roll!!!!!
I had a string student who was born in Japan. She was so serious sometimes and never got a joke. I was famous for corny dad jokes. I told her I knew a guy who was so old, he used to babysit Abraham Lincoln. She looked at me and said, is he still alive? She ended up valedictorian of the most advanced academic program in our public high schools. She received a full scholarship to Boston College. She's still funny without trying to be. My wife is the same way. When we were planning our wedding, we went to meet with the Episcopal Priest who was performing the nuptials. He asked her to tell him what she liked about me. Total deadpan expression, she says, he doesn't stink!!!!!!