This or That?

David Attenborough

Would you rather have 1 really annoying coworker or an invasion of 10 000 000 000 000 000 moths?
 
An invasion of 10 000 000 000 000 000 moths after 1 really annoying coworker.

Would you rather have 1 really annoying moth or an invasion of 10 000 000 000 000 000 coworkers?
 
1 annoying moth.

Work hard at a career and be successful, or be given a billion dollars to pick your nose on camera for a fetishist just once?
 
Work hard at a career and be successful so I won't be tempted by billion dollar offers.

Plant a koa or a mahogany tree?
 
Plant a Koa tree, mostly because they're apparently more endangered that mahogany trees are at the moment.

Deciduous trees or evergreen trees?
 
Neither, as I don't spend much time in my car. I have a 2015 Honda Civic I bought new. Almost eight years later, it's been driven only 38,000 miles.

Vision correction: contact lenses or eye glasses?
 
Cabbages

Would you rather be forced to listen to 'I Can't Stop Farting' by the Queers on repeat for the rest of your life, or deal with an invasion of 10 000 000 000 enraged owls?
 
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