He reviewed somebody else's faux distressed look fairly recently, and he was indeed not amused. What especially bothered him was that the random encounters with a sander didn't have anything to do with where the wear would actually occur, which would at least have made some kind of sense.
Faux patina of age, I'm all for, especially as my own aging lacks anything resembling a patina. But that "here a little, there a little" approach to faking wear and tear is, as @kkimura notes, distressing in itself.
I found the review from @bazmaz I was thinking of, and it's of a Martin T1 Streetmaster. Here's the quote I was thinking of, my emphasis added.
Subjective disclosure alert! I really REALLY don't like road worn instruments. I simply don't get why people pay for an instrument to look worn. If I want a worn instrument I'd rather it was done by ME though actually playing the thing, not a guy on a buffing wheel in the manufacturing facility. And so it is here - in patches around the body the darker outer stain has been buffed back to give the effect of wear and tear. It's not 'damage' per-se, but rather just thinner finish patches. And I'm sorry, but I don't like it much. The 'wear' just seems random and not in places that an instrument would naturally wear through play. It looks artificial and odd.
Then later adds,
I think the worn finish is either mis-guided from the off or just badly implemented. It's like they made a perfectly decent mahogany tenor, decided to meddle with it on the buffing machines and spoiled it.
He notes that he thought very highly of the build and sound, and if you like the looks, he recommends the instrument -- but he didn't like the looks, and so couldn't recommend it for himself! The perfect way to review it, I think. Shine a light on what's subjective, and leave room for people to have different opinions. Few people reviewing anything hold this in balance this as well as Barry does.
I'm going to assume that Flight doesn't think that this look is for everyone. Certainly not for me. What might have made the difference for me is if the wear patterns looked like they came from actual wear, rather than this more random look...but that's just me.